Pappa wants mamma naked
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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