I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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