well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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