I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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