We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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