I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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