I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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