That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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