I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i believe in u and ur pee
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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