I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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