Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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