You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize