It was confusing and full of hummus
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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