My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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