YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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