I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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