He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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