Do you still have your period?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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