Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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