i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Enjoy the penises
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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