turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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