My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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