Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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