It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Green mimosas i think yes
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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