Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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