There was a lot of him and a little penis
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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