I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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