Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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