goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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