If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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