i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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