Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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