come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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