Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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