if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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