she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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