Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize