She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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