first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just puked most of my soul out..
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