Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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