I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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