No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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