Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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