If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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