i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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