i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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