My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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