have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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