I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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