failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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